Your camera roll looks like flat digital ass.970 film stocks, real halation, and 16-bit exports right in your browser.
Real 35mm print warmth without paying $22 for a roll of film and waiting two weeks for the lab to lose it
Two-pass red-orange scatter on bright edges so street lights bleed like actual celluloid
Saves your friend’s skin tones while rolling off harsh noon highlights that looked like ass in RAW
It started at 2 AM with a folder of useless .cube files.So I shoved 970 film stocks, WebGL2 halation shaders, and depth-masked type into a single browser tab.
970 film stocks that preview on click
Stop hoarding zip files full of mystery .cube presets you bought from a YouTuber in 2022. Click through Kodak print stocks, Fuji negatives, and darkroom silver grades right on your photo.
Halation and grain that don’t look like wet cardboard
Other apps slap a lazy PNG overlay on your frame and call it vintage. Your GPU runs multi-pass red-orange highlight scatter, 35mm Perlin grain, and 5-point curves at 60fps.
Tuck magazine type behind your subject
One click separates your foreground so you can slide bold titles behind people, cars, or skylines. Look like you spent forty minutes rotting in Photoshop with the Pen tool.
Full-res exports with zero watermarks
Drop in PNG, JPG, or iPhone HEIC files up to 10MB and export crisp full-resolution frames. Export one photo or five hundred. We don’t stamp our logo on your shit.
Buying a $30 LUT pack only to find a zip full of .cube files is a top-tier scam.Congratulations, you just bought math homework. Now you have to rent a $20/month desktop app just to open the damn folder.
You buy your favorite creator’s LUT pack, unzip forty mystery .cubefiles, and realize your phone treats them like alien artifacts. Now your laptop fans are screaming at 6,000 RPM just to preview one preset.
“It’s like buying a sandwich and finding out you have to lease a $2,000 commercial toaster to chew it.”
Every film stock, halation pass, 35mm grain shader, and depth mask is already wired into your browser. Drop a photo in, click around until it looks like a movie still, and get on with your life.
Four clicks from camera roll to 35mm print.How you go from a flat phone pic to an editorial cover before your food arrives.
Questions you are probably muttering right now.Zero PR spin. Zero legal jargon. Just the actual truth.
Skip the 4GB desktop installer and the 30% App Store tax.Pin Aesthetikk from Safari or Chrome in five seconds and grade photos at 35,000 feet with zero Wi-Fi.
Your iPhone’s new pocket darkroom
Tap Share in Safari and select Add to Home Screen. It opens fullscreen with zero browser bars, converts stubborn HEICs locally, and never begs you for a star rating.
Lives in your Dock without eating 8GB of RAM
Click the install icon in your Chrome address bar to pin Aesthetikk to your macOS Dock or Windows taskbar, minus the creepy background updater daemons.
Grade from a cramped middle seat
Once cached, your favorite LUTs and WebGL2 shaders run locally with zero internet. Grade a whole shoot on a flight while everyone else stares at the map.
Pricing for people who are sick of renting their own tools.Stop paying $20 every month until the sun explodes. Grab a year for $25 or buy the whole damn darkroom once.
Annual Studio
Roughly $2.08 a month (cheaper than a bad airport coffee)
- All 970 film stocks and darkroom print emulations unlocked
- Real-time WebGL2 halation, 35mm grain, bloom, and film fade
- 5-point custom luminance curves and micro-clarity
- One-click depth masks to slide type behind any subject
- Unlimited full-res exports while I question my life choices
The “Pay Once & Dip” Pass
Pay $60 once, own the studio forever, never see another bill
- Everything in Annual Studio, unlocked permanently
- Every future film stock and shader update included free
- Zero recurring charges, renewal traps, or watermark bullshit
- Offline PWA darkroom on iPhone, iPad, Mac, and Windows
- Direct email line to the solo dev when you want a feature built
All prices in USD. Still skeptical? Good. Open the free WebGL Playground above and try breaking it before you spend a dollar.
Who to yell at if a shader breaks.Zero product managers, zero VC overlords, and zero fake AI buzzwords. Just one sleep-deprived nerd.
“I built Aesthetikk because I was tired of paying a monthly ransom just to make my photos look like 35mm film. There is no forty-person marketing agency here. It’s just me writing WebGL shaders, calibrating film curves, and answering your emails at 2 AM so your camera roll stops looking like flat digital shit.”
